Jim Varney’s birth chart

Jim Varney's full reading

Each planet by sign. First-draft readings in the StarMap voice, reviewed by our consulting astrologer before launch.

1. ☉Sun in Gemini

   ♊ 24° Gemini 11'

   purpose and vitality

   Their vitality comes from variety, and purpose feels most real when Jim is learning or explaining something new. The tension is scattering their energy across too many half-finished things at once. It shows up as the stack of open tabs and the three hobbies Jim is juggling this month.

2. ☽Moon in Aquarius

   ♒ 22° Aquarius 29'

   needs and habits

   They proces daily feelings by stepping back and thinking them through rather than sitting inside them, and they need a degree of independence built into any close relationship. The tension is intellectualising a feeling instead of simply having it. It shows up as needing time alone to recover even after a good day with people.

3. ☿Mercury in Gemini

   ♊ 8° Gemini 40' ℞

   mind and voice

   Their mind moves fast across many subjects at once, and they communicate easily in almost any setting. The tension is skimming the surface of a topic and moving on before they have gone deep enough to be sure of it. It shows up as knowing a little about a great many things.

4. ♀Venus in Cancer

   ♋ 10° Cancer 03'

   love and values

   They love by nurturing, and they value emotional safety over almost anything else in a relationship. The tension is holding onto old hurts long after the person who caused them has changed. It shows up as feeding people, checking on people and quietly keeping score of who has shown up for they.

5. ♂Mars in Gemini

   ♊ 4° Gemini 00'

   drive and anger

   They act through words, argument and quick maneuvering rather than force, and their anger tends to come out sharp and verbal. The tension is winning a point without actually resolving the conflict underneath it. It shows up as debating their way through a disagreement long after the other person just wants it to end.

6. ♃Jupiter in Aquarius

   ♒ 1° Aquarius 07' ℞

   growth and excess

   They grow through community, ideas and causes bigger than their own life. The overreach is so much faith in a theory or a group that they overlook its practical flaws. It shows up as an optimism about the future that makes they a natural organiser of other people's efforts.

7. ♄Saturn in Virgo

   ♍ 1° Virgo 02'

   discipline and doubt

   They build discipline around competence, often driven by a fear that they have not yet done enough to deserve rest. The doubt shows up as feeling like a fraud even when their actual track record says otherwise. It shows up as becoming genuinely, quietly excellent at something long before they will admit it out loud.

8. ♅Uranus in Cancer

   ♋ 0° Cancer 19'

   freedom, generational

   Shared by everyone born in this span of years, this placement marks a generation that redefines home and family, departing from the structures their own parents grew up inside. Personally, it can show up as a pull to build family life differently.

9. ♆Neptune in Libra

   ♎ 12° Libra 24' ℞

   imagination, generational

   Shared by everyone born in this span, this placement marks a generation that idealises romantic partnership, often shaped by media images of love that outpace real relationships. Personally, it can show up as a dreamy standard for what a relationship should feel like.

10. ♇Pluto in Leo

    ♌ 14° Leo 42'

    power, generational

    Shared by everyone born in this span of years, this placement marks a generation that transforms ideas of individual power, leadership and fame. Personally, it can show up as a charged relationship with authority and who gets to hold the spotlight.

Aspects

How the planets in Jim Varney's chart talk to each other, tightest first.

1. Saturn sextile Uranus

   0.7° separating

   Their discipline and their independence cooperate, giving they a workable way to keep a routine while still leaving room to change it. This is quiet, sustainable flexibility that keeps a good habit from ever calcifying into an unquestioned rule.

2. Sun trine Moon

   1.7° applying

   Their sense of purpose and their emotional needs support each other with very little effort. They know what they want and they feel good pursuing it, which gives they an unusual, steady confidence that others can sense.

3. Neptune sextile Pluto

   2.3° separating

   Shared by this generation, the placement marks collective imagination and transformation cooperating gently, with relatively little friction. Personally, it can show up as cultural belief shifting alongside deeper change with real ease.

4. Venus square Neptune

   2.4° applying

   Their affections can blur under an idealised picture of love, leading to disappointment when a real person or relationship falls short of the dream. The lesson is loving what is actually there, which tends to be more durable than loving the fantasy.

• Mars trine Jupiter2.9°
• Mars square Saturn3.0°
• Mercury trine Neptune3.7°
• Mercury conjunction Mars4.7°
• Sun conjunction Uranus6.1°
• Moon opposition Pluto7.8°
• Moon trine Uranus7.8°
• Moon opposition Saturn8.5°