"Weird Al" Yankovic’s birth chart

"Weird Al" Yankovic's full reading

Each planet by sign. First-draft readings in the StarMap voice, reviewed by our consulting astrologer before launch.

1. ☉Sun in Libra

   ♎ 29° Libra 39'

   purpose and vitality

   Their vitality rises in good company, and purpose feels real when "Weird is creating balance or beauty with other people. The tension is losing their own direction while managing everyone else's. It shows up as how much harder it is to decide things alone than with a second opinion in the room.

2. ☽Moon in Cancer

   ♋ 18° Cancer 17'

   needs and habits

   Their needs are tied to home, routine and the people they check in on daily. "Weird is steadied by small rituals like a particular meal or a particular chair. The tension is reading other people's moods so closely that they absorb them as their own without noticing.

3. ☿Mercury in Scorpio

   ♏ 21° Scorpio 01'

   mind and voice

   They think in layers, looking for what is not being said as much as what is actually spoken aloud. Their communication is direct once they have decided to speak, and silent until then. The tension is suspecting a hidden motive where there is only an ordinary one.

4. ♀Venus in Virgo

   ♍ 14° Virgo 36'

   love and values

   They love through small, practical acts of service, and they value competence and reliability in a partner. The tension is critiquing the people they love the most, mistaking notes for care. It shows up as fixing a partner's problem before they have simply listened to it.

5. ♂Mars in Scorpio

   ♏ 1° Scorpio 38'

   drive and anger

   They act with focus and intensity, and their anger, when it surfaces, is controlled, cutting and hard to forget. The tension is holding onto a grievance well past its useful life. It shows up as a calm exterior that gives little warning before a genuinely sharp response.

6. ♃Jupiter in Sagittarius

   ♐ 3° Sagittarius 31'

   growth and excess

   They grow through travel, study and direct experience of things bigger than their usual life. The overreach is promising more than circumstances can deliver, fuelled by genuine optimism rather than dishonesty. It shows up as a faith that things will work out that, more often than average, turns out to be right.

7. ♄Saturn in Capricorn

   ♑ 2° Capricorn 19'

   discipline and doubt

   Saturn is at home here, and they build discipline as naturally as breathing, often carrying responsibility earlier than most people their age. The doubt shows up as never quite believing they have achieved enough to relax. It shows up as an authority that others recognise well before "Weird is willing to claim it themselves.

8. ♅Uranus in Leo

   ♌ 20° Leo 32'

   freedom, generational

   Shared across this generation, this placement marks people who redefine self-expression and individuality, often through new forms of creativity and visibility unavailable to earlier generations. Personally, it can show up as comfort being seen in ways older relatives find unfamiliar.

9. ♆Neptune in Scorpio

   ♏ 6° Scorpio 25'

   imagination, generational

   Shared across this generation, this placement marks people whose collective imagination is drawn to the hidden, the taboo and the transformative, often through a wider cultural fascination with secrets and endings. Personally, it can show up as being pulled toward mystery for its own sake.

10. ♇Pluto in Virgo

    ♍ 5° Virgo 37'

    power, generational

    Shared across this generational span, this placement marks people who live through deep transformation of work, health systems and daily life itself. Personally, it can show up as intensity around control, order and what a body or a system can actually handle.

Aspects

How the planets in "Weird Al" Yankovic's chart talk to each other, tightest first.

1. Mercury square Uranus

   0.5° separating

   Their thinking can jump so quickly that other people struggle to follow, or they dismis a slower approach that actually had merit. The lesson is pacing a genuinely good idea so it can actually be used.

2. Mars sextile Saturn

   0.7° applying

   Their drive and their discipline cooperate, making sustained effort feel manageable rather than draining. This is quiet, dependable follow-through, the kind that gets a long project actually finished while flashier approaches burn out halfway through.

3. Neptune sextile Pluto

   0.8° separating

   Shared by this generation, the placement marks collective imagination and transformation cooperating gently, with relatively little friction. Personally, it can show up as cultural belief shifting alongside deeper change with real ease.

4. Sun conjunction Mars

   2.0° applying

   Their will and their identity are fused, giving they strong, immediate drive and a low tolerance for sitting still. They act on impulse more often than most, and channelling that energy toward a real goal serves they better than spending it on the first thing in front of they.

• Jupiter square Pluto2.1°
• Sun sextile Saturn2.7°
• Moon trine Mercury2.7°
• Saturn trine Pluto3.3°
• Moon sextile Venus3.7°
• Mars sextile Pluto4.0°
• Saturn sextile Neptune4.1°
• Mars conjunction Neptune4.8°
• Sun sextile Pluto6.0°
• Sun conjunction Neptune6.8°